Have you ever touched an iron at the EXACT moment you wondered "is this thing on"?
I cannot recommend doing so at this time.
Sorry this is more like a long, whine-y tweet than a legitimate post,
or an off-format haiku,
I'm working on it.
With one hand.
Not really, it just seemed it would elicit more sympathy that way - just a blister on a lesser finger. Thanks for listening.