Guys I think there is a link to me on th HGTV blog,
I could be wrong...and then that will be embarrassing.
Link coming!!! Let's besiege them with comments!!!!
http://blog.hgtv.com/design/2010/05/07/decorate-your-unused-fireplace-for-the-hot-season/
Saturday, May 8, 2010
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OH CRAP! I posted about grocery store feet, fuzzy teeth and ramen noodles in the same post.
ReplyDeleteWhy can't I ever take myself seriously???
It is not an exaggeration to say that this is the closest I have ever come or will ever come to fame. I am sorry for my mega overreaction. I was actually making a weird shrieking sound through my teeth that caused me to drool on my keyboard...I see I managed to post about the drool, but neglected the shift button for the i. Forgive me my temporary loss of the cool calm and collected writing style I am known for.
ReplyDeleteHow strongly do none of you care about this? I'm gaining a better grip with each passing second.
ReplyDeleteI am hear in your cheering section! I told you that your idea was stellar! Now, you will have to watch your analytics to see how many clicks you get from that link. WOOT WOOT!
ReplyDeleteThanks Gwennie. The elation has officially passed...the rest of the bloggers in the line up were bona fide home decorating blogs with amazing photo skills, and all of them possessed the wherewithal and the foresight to forgo posting pics of themselves looking like me.
ReplyDeleteI told you ...you were our esteemed decorating guru...now lick up the drool. We all new it but you. Obviously you needed some proof.
ReplyDeleteThanks Berries, but like I said...
ReplyDeleteme guru = u n trouble
I saw the one from the nester that we all signed up on, Blossom, me, and Fairfield. But is a specific hit for Blossoms fireplace picture? I am going back to look again.
ReplyDeleteWhere is that one?
ReplyDeleteIt's 2 am...why are you up????
ReplyDeleteI fell asleep on the couch and I did find you oh my gosh, you are talking about your eye booggers. The goggles, oh my this is quite a post Blossom.
ReplyDeleteCrap, crap, double crap.
ReplyDeleteBlossom if you hit the big time with the blog remember those of us who knew you first. Oh boy girls her head is going to swell this time.
ReplyDeleteBlossom, I put a comment on HGTV for you.
ReplyDeleteBlossom, how did you find out?
ReplyDeleteknow what? I already made it big time, I'm *here* aren't I?
ReplyDeleteHow I found out...
Well, I sort of made a promise that I wouldn't post anything new until I took care of some business. I got a stat report, I haven't checked it since like the whole Atmos thing (good times)so I looked it over. It showed way too many page loads for a week of no new posts, so I looked to see where they were coming from. I didn't get it at first, I thought it was one of you jesters gettin me.
I already have a Mother's Day post scheduled to publish at midnight so I am going to schedule one about your HGTV hit later on Sunday, is that ok with you? I would like to celebrate what a great job you did.
ReplyDeleteOh girl...your comment on HGTV was the funniest thing I have read in a while...oh my gosh you made me laugh. I don't know what I expected (maybe, "I know Blossom personally, and I can vouch for the fact that she doesn't *always* go to the store dressed like a poor man's Edie Beale.")But what you wrote was so much better, I love jokes that virtually no one will get. You are awesome.
ReplyDeleteOk Star, I have to go to bed now. I have a house to finish cleaning in the morning. Have a wonderful Mother's day with your family.
ReplyDeleteMay I strongly point out that not ONE person has left a comment or interacted in anyway after following the link? If that doesn't shed a little perspective on the subject...
ReplyDeleteFor real, they're going back and checking out that gal's post thinking it was a mistake that I was included in that lineup.
ReplyDeleteExcuse me, last post here for the night. HGTV thinks it is great enough to single it out then I am not questioning it! Good night all.
ReplyDeleteAlaina has left the post.
ReplyDeleteOk soooo, wouldn't it be funny if I replaced the photo they linked to with a picture of something else??? Maybe someone mooning someone?
ReplyDeleteYou're right I'm not that brave. Have I over used the shot of me in bed wearing the night goggles?
This is so great! And, let me remind you of the fact that IF you had a blog like all those others that just have nice pictures and decorating advice and not silly, real you funny kinda stuff, we wouldn't be here. SO, if they don't comment- don't take it personally. They may not get it. Doing things just to keep up the appearance & not exposing the real you is very boring and do you really want to blog or live to please other people? I think sometimes it is brave to be the rebel! I ALSO think that my comments are WAY TOO LONG. I really do have friends I talk to, so don't feel sorry for me. hee hee I just need to start using that multiple comment method, so it spreads out my ramblings.
ReplyDeleteMultiple comments rawk...I never thought of it as a method though..until now! 26 comments...14 of them mine. It's the Cotton Method, use it wisely.
ReplyDeleteIt will serve you well when no one cares about what you have to say but you...not that you'll ever need it.
Wow girl you're so awesome. I've got to back and read Alaina's comment...
ReplyDeleteYou're right Dawn I *am* so awesome.
ReplyDeleteDo you think this will spin into my own show?
While you're there, don't forget to leave your comment that makes me look better than I really am, and also to rate Alaina's comment a solid thumbs up. I'm in the process of creating a few hundred aliases to do they same.
ReplyDeleteWe gotta milk this mama for all it is worth.
Can i post about it later on my blog and link to it? the natives are restless I have to make breakfast or their gonna send me to that blogging rehab place again....
ReplyDeleteOh my, Dawn! I wish you could see the snort, hiss, choke thing I'm doing right now...Jack just ran up the stairs wanting to know if I was crying or laughing.
ReplyDeleteYOU USED THE WORD.... JUXTAPOSITION...Wow!
You ARE a goo-ru - always have been - I love that a) HGTV finally elected to highlight something good and original and b) it were YEW!
ReplyDeleteSledge, you're the bomb, k, and dantcha fergit it, har? (sorry for the Irish accent, I'm listening to enpayrrrrr, and it's an Irish folk mewsek session.) Love you, sugar! Happy Mother's Day!
What? Is juxtapositon a bad word? Did I spell it wrong?
ReplyDeleteNo...I'm just easily impressed I guess. You sounded like you really knew what you were talking about!
ReplyDeleteThanks CC, I'm thinking of cramming beach balls into it for summer...they oughta LOVE that.
OH I can't wait to see that one, ohhh I can just think of all the things you can have there. I wish my mantel had more room to work with.
ReplyDeleteIf you read the Pioneer Woman's blog you will notice that she, who gets over a million hits a month, is now writing a book, and has a movie deal, talks about boogers, calf nuts, and other assorted strange, gross and funny things. So I say that you are in good company Cotton Blossom!
ReplyDeleteI see queen Blossom has spoken in the upper right hand corner.
ReplyDeletethanks elizabeth...if todays post on wit doesn't run you all off...I don't know what will. That is if I manage to get pictures to post with it...so tricky and precarious to find the kind of pics I'm after.
ReplyDeleteFirst off that in the right hand corner is beautiful...bowing dung beetles and all...I can't read the fine print...is this the certificate they issue for the certifiably insane? If so, it has been a long time coming.
yeah, and because I'm a sucker...I went back and 'thumbs upped' the other two comments there that didn't have anything to do with my pots..I'm an equal opportunity thumbs upper.
ReplyDeleteSHUT UP!!! I'm the unworthy one!
ReplyDeleteAnd we know that all things work together for good to him that loves God.
that is one of my favorite verses not to get all preachy on y'all but you really helped me today showing me how to enlarge the screen...I needed that for tonights Wit post...
now I can't get the " I like big butts" song out of my head...for that...I'm not nearly as grateful.
I missed something, who's singing about big butts?
ReplyDeleteafter tonight...you'll be
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