Come on sing with me everybody.
Food glorious food hot sausage and mustard.
While were in the mood, cold jelly and custard.
Pease pudding and saveloys
Rich gentlemen have it, boys.
In dye getstion.
Food glorious food,
Were anxious to try it
Three banquets a day
Our favorite diet,
Just picture a great big steak,
Fried , roasted, or stewed,
OH food, wonderful food, marvellous food, glorious food.
CUT, STOP SINGING' WE HAVE .........
Need I say more. It is beautiful, rich in cancer fighting, antioxidents....and STINKY.
Oh my , in my little hotel room we have a mini fridge, and every week I pack food for Kayti and I........nice food that is good for you....including this nice green vegetation.
As I am unpacking the fridge today I notice an odd smell. I pull out the red peppers, the yogurt, the frozen lasagna, the carrots and celery.......and then a stench that fills the room, and causes me to gag. The broccoli and cauliflower airtight glad container is ......reeeking through the plastic.
1. mistake number one: do not open possible stinky container in hotel room
2. mistake number two: dont run out the door into the hallway seeking, a garbage cantainer with an open container of stinky broccoli.....
3. dont ask the maid for a garbage bag, especially one who does not have english as a first language.
The result of all these mistakes.....
A room that stinks like poop, an open fairway with sofas that reek like poop, an exit hallway that reek like poop.
Open hotel window, all six inches
Run around with your favorite BodyShop, perfume, White Musk spraying everywhere the broccoli went.
Open a locked exit door to the fullest hoping the air is going to find its way to the open window, down the hall , in the lobby area, and into your hotel room...... to expell the rancid poop smell from the hotel .
Put on bathroom fan....
Gather all belongings and run like the wind, to your car and take off......
All this time one scene from the movie Liar Liar with Jim Carey is running through my brain:
He is standing in a full elevator, lets one rip and says IT WAS ME.
Unfortunatley for me.....we have to come back next week to the very same room which we have
occupied for the last 6 weeks.......I think they will know who did it. IT WAS ME.
Biggest lesson learned....do not bring broccoli anytime, anyplace, no matter how good it is for you.