Last week at the park, my six year old screamed to his brother, "STOP TOUCHING MY BALLS!" His grocery store super balls, that is. Unfortunately no one else in park knew that, they just think that we are nutjobs. (No pun intended.)
Eeek.. and I just tossed Pickles balls in the trash last week. Almost sold em on Craig's List.. but then I realized just how bashed up they were due to over whacking them.. and they were no longer white. Just to ease your mind peeps.. I purchased new and improved set they other day and his tickled pink.
I baited you with nuts, dear. And just when I thought your mind was in the gutter...
Well if it is, you're in good company on this blog... it seems to be FULL of nutjobs.
Ok, so I think maybe all of your blogs are not showing up in my dashboard... how do you organize your "to be read" blogs?
I'm not exactly sure that they are not showing up, it's just that some blogs I read, might put something out several times a day (like this one) and others much less frequently so, I think they are getting pushed so far down on my list I'm missing them.
Ok please tell me why a man? And I can assume a man because NO woman would put those horrid hanging balls on the back of their vehicles.
Why do they do that? Do they think we women are going to impressed by said hanging balls and want to be with this man? Do they think other men are intimidated by man who hangs balls from vehicles.
My real assumption is that man who hangs balls from vehicle is real STUPID!!!!!
Seems like my kinda guy.. heeheee.. NOT! If one would to jump into their car.. drive.. say about 45 minutes west of me..
one would then hit the 'homestead' area called *&))fo^&ville... the town's name is protected for safty reasons. And BAM! Look there's hanging balls there.. ooh and there at McD' drive thru.. oh crap you blinked.. the ABC Liquor store has them on the front door as you walk in.
CB.. if Mama Cow came within a stones throw of this town.. he'd be skinned and placed on grill before you thought.. where's MC?
He's actually planting cotton right now. Do any of you care about looking around a cotton farm enough for me to show you some pics some time? You won't hurt my feelings if the answer is no...
I hate hanging balls, but i could not resist....but i made them small so you could hardly see them. I have no idea why they hang them, but I usually think RedNeck.....and small man syndrome. that sign is right beside helen horsewife on the highway...i pass it regularly. i thought it meant hanging horse balls but it is really and advertisement for the food.
I saw a red pair of those hanging on a big truck in front of my. I am driving with my sister sitting next to me. I remember saying "are you kidding me" I just wanted so badly to pull up next to the guy and say that, are you KIDDING me! WHY?
Yes I want to see cotton being planted. Because of the cotton ball phobia all I can picture is someone sticking little cotton balls in the ground. I KNOW that is not right but the image is there.
Um, wouldn't they be in short supply -- I mean Uncle Jimmy only has two -- unless they hunt down all the Uncle Jimmy's in the world, still a limited supply.
hahaha,fairfieldhouse.I am so slow on my own joke....I was thinking of course he has lots of balls....he makes the food in balls.....i wasnt thinking HIS BALLS.....some dumb ass has sure made alot of money on those rubber balls, he was probably drunk when he thought of em.
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Now, how do I get somebody besides these two dung beetles to do my bidding? They're great and all...it's just that, well...They're dung beetles.
That sign implies that there are other sellers of said hangin balls. I find that hard to believe.
ReplyDeleteOh, Berries! You are nuts. Don't take the bait. Don't do it.
ReplyDeleteI am rendered clueless. What bait?
ReplyDeleteLast week at the park, my six year old screamed to his brother, "STOP TOUCHING MY BALLS!" His grocery store super balls, that is. Unfortunately no one else in park knew that, they just think that we are nutjobs. (No pun intended.)
ReplyDeleteLOL
Eeek.. and I just tossed Pickles balls in the trash last week. Almost sold em on Craig's List.. but then I realized just how bashed up they were due to over whacking them.. and they were no longer white. Just to ease your mind peeps.. I purchased new and improved set they other day and his tickled pink.
ReplyDeleteI baited you with nuts, dear. And just when I thought your mind was in the gutter...
ReplyDeleteWell if it is, you're in good company on this blog... it seems to be FULL of nutjobs.
Ok, so I think maybe all of your blogs are not showing up in my dashboard... how do you organize your "to be read" blogs?
I'm not exactly sure that they are not showing up, it's just that some blogs I read, might put something out several times a day (like this one) and others much less frequently so, I think they are getting pushed so far down on my list I'm missing them.
meant.. he is.. not his tickled pink.. geesh cb.. she what you do?
ReplyDeleteOk please tell me why a man? And I can assume a man because NO woman would put those horrid hanging balls on the back of their vehicles.
ReplyDeleteWhy do they do that? Do they think we women are going to impressed by said hanging balls and want to be with this man? Do they think other men are intimidated by man who hangs balls from vehicles.
My real assumption is that man who hangs balls from vehicle is real STUPID!!!!!
Seems like my kinda guy.. heeheee.. NOT! If one would to jump into their car.. drive.. say about 45 minutes west of me..
ReplyDeleteone would then hit the 'homestead' area called *&))fo^&ville... the town's name is protected for safty reasons. And BAM! Look there's hanging balls there.. ooh and there at McD' drive thru.. oh crap you blinked.. the ABC Liquor store has them on the front door as you walk in.
CB.. if Mama Cow came within a stones throw of this town.. he'd be skinned and placed on grill before you thought.. where's MC?
He and his um, well he's accounted for.
ReplyDeleteHe's actually planting cotton right now. Do any of you care about looking around a cotton farm enough for me to show you some pics some time? You won't hurt my feelings if the answer is no...
It is funny how perplexed the men at the beach seem to be...
ReplyDeleteI want to see cotton farm pictures...the only thing i know is Roots.
ReplyDeleteI hate hanging balls, but i could not resist....but i made them small so you could hardly see them. I have no idea why they hang them, but I usually think RedNeck.....and small man syndrome. that sign is right beside helen horsewife on the highway...i pass it regularly. i thought it meant hanging horse balls but it is really and advertisement for the food.
ReplyDeleteI saw a red pair of those hanging on a big truck in front of my. I am driving with my sister sitting next to me. I remember saying "are you kidding me" I just wanted so badly to pull up next to the guy and say that, are you KIDDING me! WHY?
ReplyDeleteYes I want to see cotton being planted. Because of the cotton ball phobia all I can picture is someone sticking little cotton balls in the ground. I KNOW that is not right but the image is there.
Um, wouldn't they be in short supply -- I mean Uncle Jimmy only has two -- unless they hunt down all the Uncle Jimmy's in the world, still a limited supply.
ReplyDeletehahaha,fairfieldhouse.I am so slow on my own joke....I was thinking of course he has lots of balls....he makes the food in balls.....i wasnt thinking HIS BALLS.....some dumb ass has sure made alot of money on those rubber balls, he was probably drunk when he thought of em.
ReplyDeleteoh my cotton.. Mama cow was 'planting' cotton???
ReplyDeleteOlivia...you naughty girl.
ReplyDeleteheehee... hey I wasn't the only one thinking the same thought there!
ReplyDelete