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Tuesday, June 1, 2010

WET NURSE ANYONE?

This little FREAK in the above picture, who is now 1 year old is driving me mental!!!!!!!!!!! I will tell you why in a minute. See that picture of the poor mama cat? She looks like she is ready to dart and run away from those dang kittens sucking the life out of her. I know how she feels.

It has been long nigh, at least 14 years since I nursed my precious babies. These days though I feel like I have to run for cover or find me a thick scratchy turtle neck........You wanna know WHY? That dang Romy has me cornered everytime I sit at the computer. She jumps on the desk and crawls on my chest to suck my neck........my skin is raw. Now you all know the real reason for my lack of posts....I am a wet nurse to an attack sucking cat, who uses my neck as her teat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get me outta here....I can't take it anymore. It is like chinese torture....I sit and laugh while she nuzzles or at least I used too. Not no more. I wanna take the next exit outta town.
That is until I met this woman..............................OMG . Please not the monkey.... this had me laughing so hard....look at that womans face! Why is a woman of her age still nursing???? What is wrong?? Is this where I am headed??? I always like nursing but obviously not as much as this woman....and would you trust your infant to a woman who nursed a monkey?




13 comments:

  1. Everytime I look at that picture I laugh so hard.

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  2. Well guys, She did warn you...remember fluffy kitty...means YIKES ahead. And she really tried to warn us because she had a whole herd of kitties in the second shot. Man, I thought it was just part of her post though... Oy vey.

    Um, cute kitty there Berries. Nope the last one is just odd, nothing cute about it!

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  3. I think I laugh because it is so horrible. It is so gross. Blossom that is exactly why I put the fluffy kitty on top....I learned really quickly not to have X rated pictures first. who is that woman? " oh ya my old Ma, she earns her living feeding monkeys" "oh is she a zoo keeper?"

    Would you let your infant feed off a boob who had a possible rabid chimp?
    What is wrong with the world???? I think even fifty years ago you would have been committed for that.

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  4. I thought it was part of the post too, more of crazy kitty, but I was thinking ok, not bad we are not going to see anything bad then bam. That woman is crazy for sure.

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  5. I am scarred - and scared - for life.

    Shirley this isn't legal? Is that what you Canadiennes do up thar?

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  6. all I can say is aww and the WHOA, in a JOEY Lawrence type voice!!!

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  7. Don't look at me. I was bottle fed.

    This is so wrong on so many levels.

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  8. And yet it's my flying monkey that gives you all nightmares?!

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  9. I forgot to remember the whole fluffy kitty thing.....................MY EYESSSSSSSSSSSSS!

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  10. gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, "Want to pet my monkey?"

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  11. That's...that's....I don't even know what to say!I was all into the kitty story too. Obviously we need a new code...

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  12. That kitten's eyes gets me every time. Big eyeballs. No leave the kittens, it makes me laugh because I know something is up, please Dawn, pretty please.

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