Do me a favor folks and don't ever ask to post something I wrote on your blog. It will not go over well. Apparently, my humor is only understood by a select few. (All of you happen to hang out here if you're wondering who the few are.)
The morbidly curious should click here:
Even the crickets went silent.
Sorry for killing your blog today, TS. Maybe I should have added a *snap* to the Pinocchio line? Just a thought.