For the last 3 days I have attempted to eat cheeze whiz toast.
Each time I eat my toast I taste soap.
I thought it was the butter. Yes, that's it. Must be soap in the butter.
So today I put no butter on my cheeze whiz toast. I taste soap.
I have examined everything. The cutlery. The dishes. The butter. The cheeze whiz. Nothing.
Okay, I give up. I make myself a new sandwhich to eat for breakfast.
Ham, cheese, mustard, miracle whip.
One third of the way into my sandwhich I taste soap.
I have gone mental.