For the last 3 days I have attempted to eat cheeze whiz toast.
Each time I eat my toast I taste soap.
I thought it was the butter. Yes, that's it. Must be soap in the butter.
So today I put no butter on my cheeze whiz toast. I taste soap.
I have examined everything. The cutlery. The dishes. The butter. The cheeze whiz. Nothing.
Okay, I give up. I make myself a new sandwhich to eat for breakfast.
Ham, cheese, mustard, miracle whip.
One third of the way into my sandwhich I taste soap.
I have gone mental.
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Is the bread soapy?
ReplyDeleteHow about the cheese, are you using the same cheese each time? There was a time I had a bad taste in my mouth and it would not go away all day. I was drinking as much water, brushing my teeth and coffee to get the taste out of my mouth. It has happened a couple of times and I think it was inside me that was not agreeing. I hope it goes away for you.
ReplyDeleteHmmm... I know Canada celebrates some of the holidays that we do on different days. Perhaps you celebrate April Fool's Day in November? You know... the ol' soap in the cheese wiz gag?
ReplyDeleteI found the culprit!
ReplyDeleteMy my ham and cheese sandwhich was not used with cheese whiz it was a beautifl Irish cheese.
ANy how ding ding ding it was the bread!!!
The crust around the bread was soapy!!! The dingbats at the bakery did not wash out their baking tins and rinse properly...so i took them back and got new bread!
I actually thought maybe my brain had a tumour or something and it was altering my taste...
I always think that Miracle Whip tastes like soap. Or oil... I think it tastes like oil.
ReplyDeleteMiracle Whip is made from oil!
ReplyDeleteI was going to suggest it was left over suds from having your potty mouth washed out so many times!
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