It is raining as I sit here in my new $6 WalMart sweats. (I get them from the men’s department because they have pockets. Who is the idiot that decided that women don’t need pockets?)
Anywho, I had a lovely day with my mom. You see it is our birthday today. Yup, I was the best darn gift that she has ever and will ever receive for her bday. We are simple people, went to Walmart and Carl’s Jr. for lunch. Hey, don’t judge, I got the large combo and a banana shake besides. I was Cel-A-Brating, let me tell you.
My problem is this. It is 7 PM and I am hungry and I thought that just this once someone would come home early enough to take me out to dinner. Yes I would have to change out of my sweats and put on shoes with laces, but seriously……where in the heck is everyone?
Is this what happens when you turn 39? Suddenly everyone but your mother forgets you? Heck even the dog went to bed about an hour ago. I want a party with a party dress and the whole 9 yards and sushi, there must be sushi at this party.
Excuse me while I go see if there are any Cheez-Its left. No pity party is complete without Chees-Its.
Gwen
Happy Birthday Gwen! Another October girl! I mean 2 more! Please tell your mom Happy Birthday too. I would take you out to dinner if I were closer, but I don't think I could even watch any one eat sushi much less eat it myself.
ReplyDeleteI was born 5 days after my mom turned 20 so its always really easy for me to remeber her age! It's fun to celebrate together.
Happy birthday to you and your mom Gwen. My birthday lands on Mother's Day once every 4 or seven years I don't remember, but I used to tease my mom that I was the best mother's day gift she would get. I hope you get your dinner.
ReplyDeleteGwen,
ReplyDeleteThat's where you got worms; eating raw fish!
Happy belated birthday. If you lived closer we could go into the city (THE city) and I'd show you how to party.
Your Friend,
Deborah