Watch this, totally - beware, though, it's Youtube crack, you won't be able to stop once you start.
Totally kid safe, except for a randy sheep named Frederick (he's not in this episode, I think it's episode 5). You'll have to decide for yourself if it's a conversation you're prepared to have with your five year old. I told mine Frederick was in love. That's all I'll say.
Enjoy! Then go kiss your washing machine. And hug your refrigerator. Amen.
Showing posts with label homemaking badly. Show all posts
Showing posts with label homemaking badly. Show all posts
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
How not to move.
Do not attempt to have your children help you pack. View this as your opportunity to divest your household of it's vast assortment of broken Breyer horses and Playmobil pirates. This is best done without witnesses.
Don't move things you don't like. It's not going to have a place in your new place any more than it does in your current place. Bless* someone else with it.
*I always love how home ec gurus use this word, as if giving your ugly plastic placemats to your unsuspecting sister-in-law is really a blessing...bwahahahaha....
Don't buy 4 or 12 gallons of mismixed paint just before your husband comes back from a trip and leave them where he can see them and has the opportunity to ask "why in the !@#$% are we buying that just so we can move it?". I'm just sayin'.
Don't go to Costco and spend $50 or $200 just before your husband comes back from a trip and leave the stuff where he can see it and has the opportunity to ask "why in the !@#$%$ are we buying that just so we can move it?". I'm just sayin'.
Do not plan your move to a vacation destination over the Fourth of July holiday weekend, unless you have superhuman strength and can carry your china cabinet yourself.
Do not tell your dog you are moving, unless you want her to come down with a cold and an ear hematoma and need a trip to the vet, but you only have one car and your husband has it out of town, because you did not want to move two cars so you sold yours prematurely.
Do not count on fellow bloggers to help you choose your house. They can't decide either.
Do not count on fellow bloggers to reliably choose the appropriate cocktail to medicate your stressed nerves during your move.
Do count on fellow bloggers to post disturbing pictures of unnatural (?) acts that distract you from what you're supposed to be doing.
but most importantly....
Do count on fellow bloggers to help you keep your perspective, your religion, and your sense of humor, if not your sanity.
Amens.
Don't move things you don't like. It's not going to have a place in your new place any more than it does in your current place. Bless* someone else with it.
*I always love how home ec gurus use this word, as if giving your ugly plastic placemats to your unsuspecting sister-in-law is really a blessing...bwahahahaha....
Don't buy 4 or 12 gallons of mismixed paint just before your husband comes back from a trip and leave them where he can see them and has the opportunity to ask "why in the !@#$% are we buying that just so we can move it?". I'm just sayin'.
Don't go to Costco and spend $50 or $200 just before your husband comes back from a trip and leave the stuff where he can see it and has the opportunity to ask "why in the !@#$%$ are we buying that just so we can move it?". I'm just sayin'.
Do not plan your move to a vacation destination over the Fourth of July holiday weekend, unless you have superhuman strength and can carry your china cabinet yourself.
Do not tell your dog you are moving, unless you want her to come down with a cold and an ear hematoma and need a trip to the vet, but you only have one car and your husband has it out of town, because you did not want to move two cars so you sold yours prematurely.
Do not count on fellow bloggers to help you choose your house. They can't decide either.
Do not count on fellow bloggers to reliably choose the appropriate cocktail to medicate your stressed nerves during your move.
Do count on fellow bloggers to post disturbing pictures of unnatural (?) acts that distract you from what you're supposed to be doing.
but most importantly....
Do count on fellow bloggers to help you keep your perspective, your religion, and your sense of humor, if not your sanity.
Amens.
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
...is this thing on?
Have you ever touched an iron at the EXACT moment you wondered "is this thing on"?
I cannot recommend doing so at this time.
Sorry this is more like a long, whine-y tweet than a legitimate post,
or an off-format haiku,
I'm working on it.
With one hand.
Not really, it just seemed it would elicit more sympathy that way - just a blister on a lesser finger. Thanks for listening.
I cannot recommend doing so at this time.
Sorry this is more like a long, whine-y tweet than a legitimate post,
or an off-format haiku,
I'm working on it.
With one hand.
Not really, it just seemed it would elicit more sympathy that way - just a blister on a lesser finger. Thanks for listening.
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